"Sending dogs to space is extra mean 'cause dogs hate vacuums."
"Didgeridoo or didgeridon't, there is no didgeritry."
"Dove soap barely tastes like doves."
"Remember, anyone can pretend to be a babysitter.
Even sharks."
"Hermit crabs are cool 'cause they can use soda cans as shells which makes it look like Nascar but interesting."
"If you ever feel down, remember that your skull is always smiling. That way, you'll just feel creeped out."
"Everyone always calls 911 the moment they have a problem, but who's there to listen to 911's problems?"
"When the moon hits your eye
You're definitely gonna die
That thing is huge"
You're definitely gonna die
That thing is huge"
Most of your quotes made me laugh and then. . .made me think.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha, that was so awesome!
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